Narrator: With the candiru's pectoral spines digging into his urethra, Jeff was experiencing the worst pain imaginable. This fish gets up there very fast, throws out its pectoral fins, and locked itself in there. And they're attracted by urine and feces. Jules: The candiru is a small fish, about the width of a pencil. Today, Jeff was about to find out the Amazon is filled with creatures either nastier than he.
To beat the heat, Jeff would cool off with a swim. He hired a bunch of locals, treated them like crap, and paid then next to nothing. Narrator: Jeff had come to Brazil's Amazon basin, searching for gold. Narrator: Now you know how to say "jackass" in Portuguese. Narrator: But the natives call him Senor Cuzo. Jeff: Find some gold, or you're not eating tonight!
Soon, the escaping blood had attracted a school of hungry piranhas, which began to eat Jeff alive, first reducing his arm to bones, and finishing off the rest of him. Jeff ripped the fish out, but lost much of the inside of his penis causing it to bleed. While he was peeing, the urine attracted a candiru catfish which enters his penis and attaches itself to the side of his urethra. To beat the heat, Jeff decided to cool off by swimming in the river. But he's too lazy to do it himself, so he hires a group of natives to search for it and abuses them while they are doing so. "Fiona got off, took off, and never came back.Jeffery Miller (nicknamed "Cuzo" which means jackass) has came to the Amazon basin searching for gold. After Fiona has hit the roof of the house, she dies because of a crushed skull. When the owner of the cabin looks over, he opens the tent and gasps in shock at this, seeing the dead Fiona there. Suddenly, just before Fiona completes her task, a freak wind shows up and pulls the tent off the ground, taking the howling Fiona for a wild ride until the tent lands on a tin roof of a cabin. Fiona then takes a while to achieve satisfaction, moaning vigorously. She locks herself in the tent and decides to do satisfy herself instead. Fiona kicks Brad out because he isn't doing so well. Brad discovers quickly that Fiona is a nymphomaniac (sex addict). After they set up the tent, they have sex. Fiona asks Brad if he had sex on a first date. "UninTented", Way to Die #590, is the third death to be featured in the Season Premiere "Death On Arrival", which aired on December 6, 2009.īrad goes camping with his new girlfriend, Fiona. Name of the death is a pun on "unintended"
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